watcher211's Journal

4:31am: Why did the cat cross the road?
Relaxed coming back from a movie @ ~4am making my usual passes to find a spot, there's a cat walking down the street and comes into the crosswalk to cross. The cat sees me about to make the turn and stops while a foot or two into the street looking up at my car wondering why I'm not going. In turn looking at the cat wondering why she not crossing since obviously since I'm turning and she's already in the crosswalk she has the right of way.

This goes on for about 2-3 minutes until I roll down my window and ask, "Are you going to cross hun?" as the cat looks both ways and crosses the street.

Therefore the answer to the eternal question of "Why did the cat cross the road?" is, "Got tired of waiting for a biped to make a turn."

8:29pm: Great for so many reasons

6:52pm: Good mood :-)

8:53am: Watch this!

7:44pm: Validation
Really cute movie!!!
Liked it, liked it a lot!

15 minutes long black&white. Worth the watch

8:54am: Refound my love for Math

12:29pm: Stolen Post :-)
Grabbed this from a friend. Great sentiment and commentary that should be spread as quickly as possible.

12:30am: Song that is infecting my MIND!!



I dunt know, but I like it... like it a lot.

I'll have to listen to at least 30 minutes of Cruxshadows as penance. :-P

5:08pm: Fear!!! Fear this!!!

4:23am: I've learned an important thing today.

1:23am: Post Easter Results
Below are pics from the day and of the dessert buffet of doom, which ended up not being enough contrary to certain people down here yelling at me and telling me to make less. Next time they'll leave my mortar and pestle alone and let me grind up more pecans! :Sheesh:

The day was filled with old friends, horses, real food (contrary to the rabbit food I kept myself to), and splash of insanity. Woke up early and left early letting the party go on without me. Making an appearance, making a good impression, leaving fashionably early, and being missed for the rest of the time is looking much more productive than saying the whole time and having yourself be "Gotten used To" until everyone leaves. Having my own car down here is definitely working out well.




Buffet of semi-doom.


Aydios mio, el gato esta que mundo.


Cute harbinger of the rabbit food.


Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not food!


Not bad, but what is everyone else having?


You wake me up at 7am and actually want to take pictures? :hrumph:

6:04pm: Shake and bake!
Finally broke over 120 with a bowling ball other than my own using technique rather than sheer strength *gasp*. After not breaking 100 for a couple of weeks and almost breaking my thumb, I needed to adapt (WOOT Darwinism).

I'm the giant "it" this weekend for providing dessert! That would be easy if I were home and had all my baking stuff, but easy was never my thing. After buying the supplies I need, I am now prepared to make DESSERT OF DOOOOOM (tm)!!!!

This consists of:
30 Cinnamon Rolls with home made icying
1 Sugar/Fat Free Chocolate Pudding Pie with Graham Pie Crust
1 Chocolate Pudding Pie with Graham Pie Crust
1 Sugar/Fat Free Chocolate Pudding Pecan Pie with Graham Pie Crust
2 OREO COOKIE PIES!!!!!!

I was going to make the Cinnamon rolls from scratch completely, then relivationesses hit at wacked me on top of the head... making them from scratch is a pain in the butt. Since the Pilsb Cin Rolls don't come with nearrrly enough icying, I'll still be "forced" to make my special icying from scratch. This is all to feed the massive army of 13ish people. If there aren't left overs, there will be lots o' people in insulin shock. I'll take pictures of the final products once done.

1:31am: New Amusement
I've been subjected to amusements that must be passed on (the pics not the music... use mute if you have to :-P).

3:23pm: CHALLENGE!!!
I challenge anyone to view this without smiling the first time through :-)

3:54am:

2:27am: What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

2:08am: Good night sleep

9:24am: Disturbed - Land Of Confusion

1:34am: Theives are lurking EVERYWHERE!!!
Quickly everyone! Hide your pumpkins!!!



I'm sticking to pumpkins that are 199 lbs or less.
*nodnodnod*

1:12am: 41 Question Personality Test
Try this 41 question personality test http://www.41q.com.


It was quick and amusing.

My results:
http://www.41q.com/type.41q?p=14577255

8:05am: Good vs Bad reasons to be awake at 7am
Good - Wake up to a waterfall while resting next to a beautiful woman on a tropic paradise.

Bad - Wake up to the sound of a waterfall coming from your room, the bathroom, and the living room because the upstairs neighbor left their tub on and being either too drunk or bloody daft to remember so it over flowed.

With the amount of water my carpet has soaked up, my comic boxes have collected, my computer deflected, my cat's toys have sponged up, and the cracks that are now in the ceiling... it must have been overflowing for at least an hour.

I hate buildings and neighbors.

3:13am: If you're able to read this, I'm not asleep
I should be sleeping right now, but when I close my eyes thoughts come rushing to me... playing out like old picture movies. It not one or two thoughts either, tonight there are about 7-8 giant drive-in screens playing side by side. Mind you, they are not horrible, just ones that should have come about earlier in the day when I was more awake and willing to deal with them.

The hopes of seeing "Missing reel - Sorry for the inconvenience" has rarely been as great as it is right now. Between recorded radiocasts of Dr. Who, Voltaire, and online Othello matches I should be lulled to sleep in no time.

Everyone needs staple irons for the brain to smooth it out sometimes.

2:19pm: There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing.

2:11am: Kidnapped questionnaire :-) Answer in the comments

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN...
1. Do we know each other outside of Live Journal?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

11:38pm: May it never be said so humbly...
I'm HOME!!

While I REALLY prefer my bed over an air mattress in a tent, the camping trip this past week was great. Wonderful people, great atmosphere, and did I mention the kick-ass people?

Top 5 Public Memories of the Trip:
#5 Eating my first peanut butter and banana sandwich ever.
#4 Having an endless flask of B&B on me at all times.
#3 Being able to receive a tan without burning. (GASP!!!)
#2 Ker-plunking(tm) for a few hours in the lake.
and the top feat of the weekend:
#1 Receiving a massage on an alter without being sacrificed to any spiritual entity.

There are lots of other memories and feats, but those are the top 5 I wish to publicize.

The trip was definitely too short. :-(
I'm going to sleep now.